how I know I'm getting old, Pt. 72

There's an advert on television at the moment for Pizza Hut, which features pop starlet Jessica Simpson pitching pieces of their latest artery-clogger into the mouth of some gormless teenage male... R was laughing at me because I saw this and said,"I assume this is the point, but that's one homely teenager... but he wouldn't look quite so stupid if he got a bloody haircut..."

I suppose it doesn't matter if I open my mouth and my grandfather's voice comes out, at least not until I slip and the phrase "hanging's too good for them!" comes out.