I need

I am sure this is not a recent meme, but it amused me: plug "yourname needs" into Google and see what you get. In my case, I need...

1. a bath
2. your help
3. a stable home life, with better hygiene and routine
4. a job fast
5. grammar lessons
6. bunting all sewn up
7. a team of committed people to pray for me
8. to get busy
9. to ask the question
10. some shoes
11. a new PC
12. a new name
13. to feel success in school
14. Cumberland to help me speak Gaelic
15. Cumberland to help me speak Welsh

and last but not least: to forget my crazy dream of being a juggler.

That last one really hurt; it always does when dreams die.