Christmas in quotes

"Is that the evolutionary origin of the hairy Scottish arse then?" A discussion about hairy ears breaking up your profile while hiding in heather takes a turn for the worse

 

"They've got a fox fur sporran that looks like someone's shaving their pubes to make it..." Presumably not the response that Hector Russell was looking for; speculation about production being tied to someone named Shuggie's har growth rate was deemed to be in poor taste.

 

"You're being awfully patient with the kids." "Well, I'm not getting bitten, hit, or spit at, so this is really like a vacation." My brother's fiancee works with autistic children!

 

"What are you doing, Rr?" "I close kitty in bedroom!" -- and she had! (The relationship between my children and the grandparental moggies is not entirely without conflict, so Rr decided to isolate the main offender...)